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Intro:
<<The camera fades into a full view shot of the medium sized arena. We
rotate around the arena, catching glimpses of all the rowdy fans in the
stands as Nirvana’s “Smell’s Like Teen Spirit,” the official theme of the
IWZ, plays over the loud speakers. We fade into a shot of the announcers,
in their booth next to the very odd ramp (which is really more like a
raised walkway that leads all the way to the ring, no need to climb any
ring steps when entering). Fireworks explode in the background as we zoom
in.>>
Scotty Rodz: Hello everyone! And welcome to the first every Wednesday
WAAARRRIOORSSSSSS!!!
Johnny Rebel: You were probably expecting a couple losers named Daniel
Taltito and Johnny Rodz, but Böhringer chose to go with the ORIGINAL
announce team of the IWZ, the two men who made the IWZ what it used to be,
the two best God damn announcers on the PLANET! I AM Johnny Rebel, former
XBWL World Champion, and sitting next to me is my scrawny cohort, the Rodz
who couldn’t make it as a wrestler, Scotty.
Scotty Rodz: I never even tried, JR. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is
gonna be a monumental night!
Johnny Rodz: What do you mean? These matches look like they were thrown
together!
Scotty Rodz: True…they were. But that’s besides the point! What I’m saying
is, we’re gonna see some GREAT action here tonight. Four solid matches
pitting some of the IWZ’s best against each other in the same ring. And we
hear that President Böhringer himself will be out here sometime later to
make an announcement about what is SUPPOSED to be our first pay-per-view,
In Your Face 1.
Johnny Rodz: Supposed to be, because it looks like we may have to cancel
it seeing as how we JUST got on the air TODAY! But we’ll see about that,
Scotty. Let’s get to business!
Match 1:
Singles Match
v/s

Forgiven Soul cockily pushed the only IWZ female superstar over when the
match started, but Shuki proceeded to do a backwards roll into a
cartwheel, bounce off the ropes, and come back with a head scissors take
over into an odd submission move with her legs twisting his neck and her
pulling his legs straight up over his stomach. After a few minutes, Shuki
let go and Soul stumbled to his feet. The match continued on with much
acrobatics from Shukiyama, but Soul displayed his own bit high flying
ability when he hit a moonsault. Around 12 minutes into the match,
Shukiyama was in firm control, but Soul caught her off of one of her
acrobatics and slammed her down with a spinebuster for the 1-2-3.
Match 2:
Singles Match
v/s

The
former HiWF World Champion grabbed Ultradev’s neck at the beginning of the
match, but Ultradev low blowed Scrap to get out of the choke. A hard
hitting contest followed, at which point the referee lost control. Scrap
Metal brought a chair into the ring and swung at Ultradev, but Ultradev
kicked it right back into Scrap’s face which was good enough for the pin!
Match 3:
Singles Match
v/s

The big name star from the DiWF taking on the IWZ’s own mystery man. The
Judge used his size advantage to put Rage down to start the match, but
Rage soon caught a second wind on the outside of the ring and clipped
Judge’s legs to take the big man down to his knees. Rage proceeded to nail
a harsh Shining Wizard that got him a 2 count, and then went up top where
he missed a big splash. Judge chokeslammed Rage and seemed to have the
match locked up, but only got a 2 count as Rage was too close to the
ropes. Judge got frustrated from that point and whipped Rage into the
ropes. Rage ducked a clothesline and came back with a crossbody that Judge
pressed out of at 1. Rage dropkicked Judge to the ground and then nailed a
senton bomb from the top rope for the win!
Scene:
Interview
<<Suddenly “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath hits and the crowd erupts into boos
as the IWZ owner and president, Eric Böhringer, walks down to the ring
with a mic in hand. He climbs through the ropes and stands in the middle
of the ring waiting for the boos to die down.>>
Eric
Böhringer: Hellllloooooooooooooooo…CHICAGO! Six years ago, I had a dream!
And that dream lead to the birth of the Internet Wrestling Zone, RIGHT
HERE, in the IWZ Arena, in Chicago, Illinois! Over the years since the IWZ
closed, this place had become the APCW Arena, the IwF Arena, the AAPW
Arena, and for about a day, the HiWF Arena, before I closed it’s doors
never thinking of opening it again…but here we are, back to square one.
The original sign is up front, and it’s once again the IWZ Arena. And ever
since the day I bought this little arena for my federation…I’ve regretted
it! Chicago was the WORST place to buy an arena, and I wish I could sell
the dump, but no one’ll buy it!
<<The boos come again.>>
Eric
Böhringer: Anyways, on to more important issues, suck as In Your Face, the
very first IWZ pay-per-view coming this Sunday ONLY on pay-per-view.
Well…we’ve cancelled a lot of shows recently. Our first two weeks of
shows, actually. And we finally started this week, so some think it’s a
little odd to have our first pay-per-view right after we have our first
live televised event. Well…I say SCREW THEM! The pay-per-view STANDS. And
not only will the pay-per-view still happen, but it’ll happen at the
Allstate Arena right here in crappy ass Chicago! The full card will be
announced on Friday!
<<Iron Man starts again as President Böhringer exits the ring, and the
crowd continue their incessant booing.>>
Match 4:
Main Event
v/s

Scotty Rodz: The pay-per-view stands! I wonder who’s gonna main event.
Johnny Rebel: I’m pretty sure the man in this main event will main event
the pay-per-view, too.
Scotty Rodz: Frost?
Johnny Rebel: No! Cherokee Warrior! You soulless bastard.
<<“?” begins and the crowd erupts into ?s. Frost steps onto the walkway
and his fireworks go off. He walks down the walkway and climbs into the
ring with a smirk on his face. His music dies down and a huge pyro
explosion scares the fans near the walkway. As soon as the pyro explodes,
“Hell’s Bells” starts up and Dark Cloud steps out with Cherokee Warrior in
tow. Dark Cloud climbs down off the walkway to cleanse the souls of a few
fans as Cherokee continues his long walk to the ring. He climbs into the
ring as the music fades, and Frost attacks.>>
Scotty Rodz: Cheap attack from Frost. Sends Cherokee into the ropes,
Cherokee bounces back and Frost takes him down with a clothesline. Frost
pulls him to his feet…and sets him up for what looks to be a Twist of
Fate, but Cherokee throws an elbow into Frost’s midsection a few times to
break free. He bounces off the ropes again…flying ax handle! Frost is down
and Cherokee is taking the padding off of that turnbuckle.
Johnny Rebel: A smart move by Cherokee. That’s not something the referee
can disqualify him for, but it’s just as dangerous as any chair, lead
pipe, or sledge hammer. A couple whips into that nut and bolt knot’ll
screw up a back like nothing else.
Scott
Rodz: Cherokee tosses the padding outside of the ring and brings Frost to
his feet. He tries to whip him, but Frost blocks it…and whips Cherokee
into the opposite turnbuckle. Frost runs at him with a shoulder block, but
Cherokee moves and Frost’s shoulder slams into the steel post. Cherokee
grabs Frost’s head and proceeds to beat his head into the turnbuckle, but
this is the padded one, so not as much effect coming from it. Cherokee
lifts Frost onto the turnbuckle…Razor’s Edge! Cherokee just nailed a
Razor’s Edge on Frost from the ground while Frost was on the ropes.
Amazing.
Johnny Rebel: Razor Ramon used to do that all the time when he had a big
fat man he couldn’t lift by himself. Not all that amazing, Scotty.
Scotty Rodz: In any case, Cherokee clamps an arm around Frost’s head and
reams down on him. Referee Melee Bearhugger asks Frost is he submits, but
it doesn’t look like he’s gonna, at least not yet. Cherokee clamps down
harder as Frost reaches out for the ropes, but he’s reaching the wrong
way. Frost is out of it. The ropes are RIGHT by his head, he just needs to
realize that.
Johnny Rebel: When you have someone like Cherokee in the ring against
you, you’ll never be thinking right, Scotty. Cherokee’s mind games, look,
and just pure brutal nature make him a tough cookie to be battling.
Scotty Rodz: True, but Frost realized where was and grabbed the ropes
finally. But Cherokee isn’t letting go! Melee Bearhugger counting, 1, 2,
3, 4, he just kicked Cherokee in the head!
Johnny Rebel: I’m all for referee’s taking control but kicking the
wrestler? No matter who you are, I’m not sure that’s a good move.
Scotty Rodz: But you’ve gotta remember that Melee Bearhugger was one of
the first IWZ World champions, beat the first World champion, Joe
Piscilini, for the belt.
Johnny Rebel: But he lost it right back to Joe a month or so later.
Scotty Rodz: He still won it. Anyways, Cherokee Warrior is angry about
that, but Melee is a former wrestler, as we’ve been saying, and it
wouldn’t be a smart move to mess with him. Cherokee helps Frost to his
feet, but Frost takes him down with a low blow! Frost into the
ropes…dropkick into Cherokee’s face! He pulls Cherokee up, whip, no!
Cherokee reversed it, and Frost gets sent into the padless turnbuckle!
Johnny Rebel: Excellent move. Cherokee knew where he was in the ring the
whole time and took advantage of it.
Scotty Rodz: Cherokee follows in with a clothesline! And…he’s signaling!
What are we gonna see?
Johnny Rebel: Take a guess, Scotty.
Scotty Rodz: It’s…the Wrath of God!!! Wrath of God! Wrath of God! And
Cherokee goes for the pin…1…2…3!!!
Johnny Rebel: Cherokee Warrior is YOUR winner! And there’s nothing anyone
can do about it. This man is headed places, Scotty, and he’s headed there
fast. I wonder if we’ll see any titles on the line at In Your Face.
Because if so, you can bet this man will be the number one contender for
the belt.
Scotty Rodz: Sadly,
I’ll have to agree with you there. And now it’s time to say goodbye! We’ll
see you this Sunday for In Your Face only on pay-per-view! I’m Scotty
Rodz, for Johnny Rebel, so long everybody! |