<<My Generation by Limp Bizkit, the official theme song of all In Your Face pay-per-views, begins to play as we fade into an overhead shot of the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. The camera pans around the entire packed arena before fading to a closer shot, this time of the front row. Signs for Shukiyama, The Judge, and Forgiven Soul are seen as well as signs against Cherokee Warrior, Frost, and Scrap Metal. We finally fade into a shot of the announcers up by the raised walkway.>>

Scotty Rodz: Welcome everyone, to the LATE IWZ In Your Face pay-per-view!

Johnny Rebel: Damn right it’s late!

Scotty Rodz: It seems as though President Böhringer didn’t want to put his first pay-per-view up against the Super Bowl, so instead we held the pay-per-view off until today. And RIGHT after the pay-per-view, the wrestlers are gonna hop into a bus and head down to the IWZ Arena a couple miles away where they’ll put on the house show tonight. So we have an amazingly packed night, let’s get started!

Johnny Rodz: Let’s.

Scotty Rodz: First up we have the only female in the IWZ, Shukiyama, taking on “Electric” Evan Sky, a man who we haven’t seen yet in the IWZ.

Johnny Rebel: And I guarantee you’ll be seeing a TON of him in the coming months, because this man is great. Get the female out of the ring now, because she’s NOTHING compared to Evan Sky!

Scotty Rodz: Well that remains to be seen, Johnny.

<< “A Story About A Girl” by Our Lady Peace begins as Shukiyama comes out from the back to a good reaction from the crowd. She cartwheels her way to the ring to cheers from the fans.>>

Scotty Rodz: Shukiyama is quite the gymnast!

Johnny Rebel: And if you hadn’t noticed, she’s a GIRL!

<<Papa Roach’s “Last Resort” hits up and Evan Sky steps out from behind the curtains! He heads to the ring and cockily climbs through the ropes, never taking his eyes off of Shukiyama.>>

Scotty Rodz: Not much of a reaction for Evan Sky.

Johnny Rebel: That’s because the fans haven’t seen him yet. Give `em some time, they’ll come around.

Scotty Rodz: Shukiyama starts the match with a pinwheel kick, but Evan Sky ducks it and sweeps. Shukiyama jumps the sweep and OH! A swift kick dead center to Evan’s face, putting his lights out quick and easy. She lifts Evan to his feet and jumps on his shoulders…!!Command: Smile!!! ! 1, 2, 3! Holy crap!
Johnny Rebel: Holy SHIT!

Scotty Rodz: I think Shukiyama just set a record for shortest match in the HISTORY of the IWZ, and I don’t just mean this past month, I mean of ALL TIME.

Johnny Rebel: …but….but

Scotty Rodz: She’s just a girl, huh?

Johnny Rebel: But…

Scotty Rodz: We’re moving right on to our next match, which will pit Frost, who’s been down on his luck as of late, against newcomer Ultradev.

Johnny Rebel: …she’s a GIRL!

Scotty Rodz: Get over it.

<<Ozzy Osbourne’s “Facing Hell” begins and Ultradev steps out from behind the curtains. He makes his way down the elevated walkway and climbs into the ring. “Breakdown” by Tantric starts up right away and Frost rushes out to the ring. He hops over the top rope and he and Ultradev immediately begin exchanging blows.>>

Scotty Rodz: Frost is on a mission here. He has a match right now AND at the house show later, and he’s looking to bring his record up. Ultradev whips Frost into the ropes, but Frost comes back with a spear and goes to work again. He’s an upset young man.

Johnny Rebel: That’s because he’s been screwed time and time again. You and everyone else know this man should be on top of the IWZ right now, but instead after a couple referee errors at house shows, he’s relegated to mid card duty against a newbie. What kind of crap is that?
Scotty Rodz: I don’t know about them being referee errors so much as errors by Frost himself.

Johnny Rebel: Tell him that face to face and you won’t have that ugly smirk on your face.

Scotty Rodz: Frost lifts Ultradev high above his head and SLAMS him down on the mat! He goes for the pin, but Ultradev kicks out right away. Frost lifts Ultradev again, but Ultradev nails an elbow into Frost’s midsection and clotheslines him to the ground. Ultradev with a standing leg drop, right into a camel clutch, and Frost grabs the ropes right next to him.

Johnny Rebel: See. This man is a wrestling genius! He knows where he is in that ring at all times.

Scotty Rodz: How does that make him a wrestling genius?

Johnny Rebel: Shut up, scrub!

Scotty Rodz: …

Johnny Rebel: That’s what I though.

Scotty Rodz: Back to the match, Frost sends Ultradev into the corner shoulder first. That shoulder slammed hard into the pole, but Ultradev shook it off. Now Ultradev with a shoulder block, using his good shoulder, and a power bomb! He goes for the pin, 1, 2, no! He pulls Frost up…but Frost uses his body weight to keep himself near the ground. Ultradev pulls harder, LOW BLOW! Frost low blows Ultradev, and the referee reprimands Frost for that. That should have been a disqualification right there, dammit.

Johnny Rebel: For WHAT?! A move that’s basically become a normal, every day, over used wrestling move? Bah.

Scotty Rodz: Frost backs the referee into the corner and they’re arguing. Patricia Hawat is the ref for this match, and she’s just a petite little thing.

Johnny Rebel: Yeah she is…yum.

Scotty Rodz: What’s this!?
<<Vash runs from the curtains down the walkway, jumps through the middle ropes, and attacks Ultradev! He picks Ultradev up and nails a powerbomb!>>

Scotty Rodz: Come on! What’s this?!

Johnny Rebel: It’s new hire Vash! And he’s attacking Ultradev!

Scotty Rodz: How did Patricia not see that?

<<Patricia pushes Frost out of her way and calls for the bell.>>

Scotty Rodz: Oh…she did.

Johnny Rebel: Come on!

Scotty Rodz: Ultradev has won this match by disqualification. Frost is angry now, and Vash is already walking back down the elevated walkway to get out of here. Frost slides out of the ring…and picks up a chair. He slides back in, and he goes to work on Ultradev! Melee Bearhugger and Oz Oxford have run out here and they’re helping Patricia Hawat break up this mess.

Johnny Rebel: Frost was screwed!

Scotty Rodz: Well, I won’t deny that. Vash interfered causing Frost to lose this match by disqualification and I wouldn’t say Frost had anything to do with it.

Johnny Revel: Damn right he didn’t.

<<Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” begins and President Böhringer makes his way to the ring with the brand new IWZ Internet Championship in hand. He takes a seat at ringside next to the time keeper.>>

Scotty Rodz: I guess that signifies that it’s time for the IWZ to hand out it’s first title! The IWZ Internet Championship. In it’s storied history, the IWZ has had a few different secondary championships. First there was the Intercontinental title. Than came the US title. The International title, which later became the Intercontinational title, was the main championship in the remade IWZ. And now we have our first Internet title. The two men who will vie for this belt are both UNDEFEATED so far in the IWZ, and both are very talented and skilled. We have the reformed Forgiven Soul and the mysterious, but somehow familiar, Jason Rage.

Johnny Rebel: Forgiven Soul…puh. What a fucking traitor.

<<Polyamorous begins to play as Forgiven Soul steps out from the back to a mixture of cheers and boos. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs in, eyeing the title on the President’s lap.>>

Scotty Rodz: Forgiven Soul! He’s devoted his life to the teachings of the lord.

Johnny Rebel: He’s just another one of the millions and millions of mindless drones that do whatever a BOOK tells them to do! A BOOK! Come on! What kind of person does what a book says? I don’t see you reading Flowers For Algernon and trying to improve your intelligence.

Scotty Rodz: What does this have to do with the match?

Johnny Rebel: Nothing! I’m calling you an idiot, you idiot!

Scotty Rodz: Anyways. Soul is in the ring and he’s on the hunt for Internet gold!

<<White Zombie’s “More Human Than Human” begins and Jason Rage steps onto the ramp with Vice President Sean Burchette!>>

Scotty Rodz: There they are! These two men seem to have formed some sort of alliance. Vice President Sean Burchette, promoted from a road agent, is certainly living the high life.

Johnny Rebel: Yeah, his janitor’s closet and weekly washings of President Böhringer’s car are what I’d call the high life all right. If I had that job, I’d get high, too.

Scotty Rodz: President Böhringer is up out of his seat now…and he’s sending Sean Burchette backstage! No help from outside sources in this match. And if there’s anything we’ve learned, President Böhringer doesn’t like people messing up title matches. Just ask Cherokee Warrior and he’ll tell you ALL about that battle royal.

Johnny Rebel: NO ONE knows what you’re talking about! This is the IWZ, not the HiWF, so shut up!

Scotty Rodz: Jason Rage is a little upset that his partner in crime has been sent backstage, and Forgiven Soul uses that to his advantage by starting the match early. Soul attacks Rage from behind with a double ax handle to the back, sending Rage on all fours. Soul drops an elbow onto the small of his back. Again, again, and again!

Johnny Rebel: Really outstanding commentary.

Scotty Rodz: Soul grabs Rage’s ankles and pulls him closer…facebuster! Soul goes for the pin, 1, 2, no! Jason Rage kicks out.

Johnny Rebel: This is for all the marbles, there’s no way Forgiven Soul is gonna beat Jason Rage with a facebuster!

Scotty Rodz: Rage with an arm wrench on Soul. He twists…and Soul reverses it. It’s broken and Rage into the ropes…spear! NO! Soul caught him in mid-spear with a DDT! Soul goes up top…twisting moonsault! 1, 2, no!

Johnny Rebel: Is this guy retarded? You can’t beat Jason Rage with a nothing move 5 minutes into the damn match!

Scotty Rodz: Soul whips Rage and hits a dropkick, sending Rage out of the ring. Rage lands on the elevated walkway extremely hard. That thing isn’t the cheap ECW version. That’s made of solid oak.

Johnny Rebel: Why didn’t he just make it out of steel? Or hell…why have a ramp at all? What happened to the good ol’ days when ramps and “elevated walkways” were never thought of and people just walked out NORMALLY?!

Scotty Rodz: Soul follows him out onto the walkway. He pulls him to his feet and whips him off the elevated walkway, onto the solid concrete floor!

Johnny Rebel: Not to mention the five inch thick MAT on the floor? Why do you gloss over these things?

Scotty Rodz: Do you want to announce the match?

Johnny Rebel: No.

Scotty Rodz: THEN SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB!

Johnny Rebel: You’re pushing it.

Scotty Rodz: Sorry. Anyways! Soul with a plancha off the walkway onto Rage! The referee isn’t even bothering to count, because the President wants this match to decide a champion. No count outs or disqualifications. Forgiven Soul pulls him up again and throws him into the ring steps! Rage topples over and Soul throws a few kicks into his midsection. The referee, big man Oz Oxford, slips out of the ring and attempts to get this thing back into the ring. Soul ignores him and picks up the ring steps, but Oxford grabs them and tosses them to the side.

Johnny Rebel: You tell `em, Oz! Don’t take that shit from this loser.

Scotty Rodz: Soul gets into Oxford’s face, not the smartest thing to do, and Rage rolls him up from behind! But it’s not a falls count anywhere match…Oxford counts anyways! 1, 2, 3! NO! NO! He kicked out! Soul kicked out, and Rage low blows him. Rage throws Soul into the ring and follows him in, as does Oz Oxford. Jason Rage up to the top rope…elbow drop into Soul’s torso!

Johnny Rebel: I just realized that this match makes one of these no longer undefeated.

Scotty Rodz: That’s right. This is a very big matchup.

Johnny Rebel: Thanks for letting me know.

Scotty Rodz: Rage picks Soul up to his feet…BLOOD SLAMM!

Johnny Rebel: Blood Slamm? Only one person on this PLANET uses a Kidney DDT called the Blood Slamm, Scotty.

Scotty Rodz: 1, 2, 3!!! HE’S DONE IT!

Johnny Rebel: Jason…Rage. It can’t be…

Scotty Rodz: Jason Rage is the first IWZ champion! He’s the IWZ Internet Champion!!!

<<President Böhringer enters the ring and hands the Internet title to Jason Rage, raising his hand after the match. He leaves the ring as Sean Burchette rushes down to congratulate his client.>>

Johnny Rebel: I can’t believe it. Jason A…

Scotty Rodz: I can’t either! Jason Rage is the first IWZ Internet Champion! Forgiven Soul is walking up the elevated walkway, muttering under his breath, obviously angry about this. He can’t believe his first loss came at the hands of this mysterious man known as Jason Rage! A man with no past that Sean Burchette brought into this federation.

Johnny Rebel: No past? Are you insane?!

Scotty Rodz: Of course not!

<<MORTAL KOMBAT!>>

Scotty Rodz: That can only mean one thing, Johnny!

Johnny Rebel: He’s Ar…

Scotty Rodz: It’s The Judge! And that means it’s time for our MAIN EVENT!

<<The Judge makes his way down the walkway to huge applause and cheers from the packed arena.>>
Scotty Rodz: Just remember, this is a retirement match! The loser must hang up their IWZ boots for good. This isn’t WCW…it’s not the WWF. There’s no coming back from IWZ retirement. Either Cherokee Warrior or The Judge are going to be blips on the IWZ map when someone looks back in history. The first In Your Face pay-per-view is going to be headlined by someone no one will remember!

Johnny Rebel: You’re a tool.

Scotty Rodz: …

<<Hell’s Bells by AC/DC begins as the arena erupts into boos as Cherokee Warrior and Dark Cloud start their assent to the ring. Dark Cloud hops down from the elevated walkway and blesses fans at ringside as Cherokee Warrior climbs into the ring, where Melee Bearhugger holds The Judge back. He quickly checks both men for weapons and recites to them the rules before the bell rings.>>

Scotty Rodz: I have a strong feeling in my gut that the man who wins this match and stays in the IWZ will go on to become the IWZ World Champion at Royal War.

Johnny Rebel: Is that when a champion’s gonna be crowned?

Scotty Rodz: As far as I know, JR. Judge and Cherokee rush each other, Cherokee ducks a clothesline. Turn around, and Cherokee with a boot to Judge’s midsection…double underhook power bomb! Cherokee off the ropes…Leg Drop O’ Doom! 1, 2, no!

Johnny Rebel: Cherokee’s no Hulk Hogan, that’s for sure. Cuz Hogan SUCKS!

Scotty Rodz: Cherokee Warrior helps Judge to hits feet and tries a power slam, but Judge is just too big! And he falls on top of Cherokee! 1, 2, BARELY kicked out! Cherokee Warrior was almost retired because he tried to slam The Judge!

Johnny Rebel: I’m surprised you’re not spewing out the history between these two. How Cherokee hired The Judge to help him in his lawsuit against President Böhringer back in the HiWF. How The Judge turned against Cherokee Warrior and helped the Prez beat Cherokee by taking his place! And then how he disappeared back to the DiWF. How six months later The Judge joined the HiWF again and Cherokee called him out, but The Judge never responded! How then Judge joined the IWZ and Cherokee called him out again, but once again The Judge said NOTHING! Well dammit, here’s the match Cherokee Warrior has been waiting nearly a YEAR for! It’s The Judge v/s Cherokee Warrior in the match to finally settle the score!

Scotty Rodz: Thanks for the history lesson.

Johnny Rebel: You’re very welcome.

Scotty Rodz: Back to the match, where Judge has just chokeslammed Cherokee off the top turnbuckle and onto the canvas! He goes for the pin, 1, 2, no. Cherokee Warrior bounces off the ropes, forearm smash, but Judge just shakes it off. Another one from Cherokee, sending Judge on his heels…and now a MONSTER lariat sending Judge OVER the top rope and onto the concrete floor…

Johnny Rebel: And 5 inch mat.

Scotty Rodz: Cherokee to the top…he’s waiting for Judge to get to his feet. Judge is starting to stir.

Johnny Rebel: JuDgE iS sTaRtInG tO sTiR.

Scotty Rodz: Are you making fun of me?

Johnny Rebel: ArE yOu MaKiNg FuN oF mE?

Scotty Rodz: …Judge to his feet now and Cherokee jumps…but Judge sees it coming and introduces Cherokee Warrior to the guard barrier!!! Warrior’s face is busted wide open, and Judge is laughing it up!

Johnny Rebel: Old man…retire already!

Scotty Rodz: You’re older than him.

Johnny Rebel: And I’m retired, so shut up.

Scotty Rodz: Judge lifts Cherokee above his head and launches him back into the ring! He climbs over the ropes…

Johnny Rebel: No! Go back!

Scotty Rodz: What?

Johnny Rebel: Stop looking at the monitors and look at the walkway!

Scotty Rodz: Oh no…President Böhringer is out here! We should all know the history between him and Cherokee Warrior at this point. Cherokee must be nuts to have signed on for another federation run by this man.

<<Eric Böhringer picks up a chair and enters the ring as The Judge lifts Cherokee Warrior to his feet. Judge turns Cherokee toward President Böhringer and holds him as Böhringer pulls the chair back. He swings…>>

Scotty Rodz: HE HIT THE JUDGE!

Johnny Rebel: What?!

Scotty Rodz: Judge is much taller than Cherokee, and Böhringer unceremoniously NAILED the Judge over the head with that chair! Judge falls down in a lump and he rolls Cherokee on top! Melee Bearhugger is forced to count…1, 2, 3!!!

Johnny Rebel: I’m confused!

Scotty Rodz: So am I! Cherokee Warrior has won the match! The Judge is now officially retired from IWZ competition, ladies and gentlemen, and President Eric Böhringer has helped Cherokee Warrior win this match!

Johnny Rebel: Oh geez I’m confused.

Scotty Rodz: Me, too! Well ladies and gentlemen, that’s our pay-per-view! Due to The Judge’s retirement, everyone who is supposed to go up against him in the round robin tournament will receive an automatic win. And that starts tonight! For Johnny Rebel, I AM Scotty Rodz, tune in Wednesday for Warriors on FOX! Good night everyone!

<<The copyright information goes up as we fade out on Cherokee Warrior staring at Eric Böhringer with a confused look on his face.>>